Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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