I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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