that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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