All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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