i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
im about as happy as oj after his trial
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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