she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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