I just made out with a guy for $7.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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