I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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