i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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