who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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