do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
and you fell through a lawn chair
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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