who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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