I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
