love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so let's talk penis.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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