OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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