I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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