whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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