But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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