yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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