it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He felt like a one man threesome
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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