On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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