I must be too annoying 4 u.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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