People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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