With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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