So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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