i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
please come you make the beer taste better
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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