Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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