You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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