So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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