YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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