Porn is love you can see.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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