I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His nipple licking is glorious
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