what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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