Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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