My friends, they love my intelligence
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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