Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I supernannyed him into submission
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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