you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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