I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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