remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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