Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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