I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
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my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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