have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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