i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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