508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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