I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
