There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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