I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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