It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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