stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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