No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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