AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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