I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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